Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I am naked and annoyed.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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