What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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