Pregnant stripper...not hot.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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