The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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