Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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