No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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