ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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