He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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