On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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