is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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