Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Randomize
