apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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