yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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