i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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