so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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