Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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