Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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