Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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