I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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