what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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