One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I'm always down for nudity.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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