is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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