He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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