I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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