Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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