Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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