whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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