I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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