Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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