yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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