lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Randomize
