She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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