I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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