Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
