If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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