What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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