is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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