dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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