So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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