yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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