how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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