so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Apparently you make a good broom.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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