we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
A bitchslap is in order.
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