Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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