woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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