People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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