Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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