You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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