I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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