i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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