Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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