Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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