but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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